As more and more of us login to the Reverend Jim in the morning, and before he disappears to Groomonia to fashion zombie fetishes polished with the bittersweet tears of our mortal laughter and despair, we need to expand the lexicon. A few terms and phrases I’ve heard and a few more I brainstormed at a most inappropriate time and in a most inappropriate place:
- Groom and Doom
- A shot of Jimseng
- That’s Groomy!
- Work it out at the Jimnasium
- Suffering from Jimnauseum
- Pure Jimgasm
- Clapping hands and singing songs at the old Jimboree
- Rushing the Jimkhana
- Achieve a perfect state of Bavana
- Singing from the proudly delivered by WordPress pages of the Jimnal
- Sniff the Groom Perfume
- Shaka Laka Groom
- The Groom Boom Generation
- Existing in a Jiminal State
- A Taste of Bava Lava
- Mind if I do a Jim?
I’m sure there are more…
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Chris,
You forgot “that’s sick”? I’m honored, but more than that like you I’m getting hopeful. You’re on fire.
If a funnier post will emerge from OpenEd this year, I can’t wait to read it.
I have several bits of Goomiana, but your comment spam filter doesn’t seem to want to let them through here. Probably just as well…
Seriously?
And you forgot his new moniker, bestowed by Leigh Blackall, Jimbo Groomie. How we went so long without it I will never know.
Not that I was at Open Ed… but getting together and singing some Groom Ba Yah?