“My Grading Scale for the Fall Semester, Composed Entirely of Samuel Beckett Quotes” may be the best example for educators (who are ready for it) I’ve seen in a long, long time.
Example, the ‘D’ grade:
It’s so nice to know where you’re going, in the early stages. It almost rids you of the wish to go there. There is man in his entirety, blaming his shoe when his foot is guilty. Don’t wait to be hunted to hide. What a joy to know where one is, and where one will stay, without being there. You wiser but not sadder, and I sadder but not wiser. I don’t understand how it can be endured.