There are many things you should come to know about Chris Lott, but you should start with just a few of the easier facts:

• Chris resides in a cabin of wood (but no wattles) in Fairbanks, AK
• Chris has an uncanny ability to, without forethought, slice just the right number of pieces of bacon cheddar for any randomly grabbed handful of crackers
• If true knowledge exists in knowing one knows nothing, then Chris is erudite indeed